Sweet Dreams! I Promise to Steal Only Half the Blanket.

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Sweet dreams, my love! Tonight I promise to be thoughtful, generous, and completely reasonable about sharing the blanket. I’ll only steal half of it—probably. If you wake up freezing while I’m wrapped up like a cozy burrito, please remember that I made this promise with the best intentions. Sleep peacefully, dream happily, and know that I love sharing my life with you… even if sharing the blankets still needs a little work!

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